Paula Deen’s health food cookbook

As imagined by comedian Megan Amram:

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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PAULA’S BROWN RICE

INGREDIENTS:

1 pilaf white rice
1 bowl melted Junior Mints

DIRECTIONS:

Cover rice in chocolate. Serve with maple syrup to taste. To splurge, top with a sprinkle of sausage calzones.

Paula Deens Health Food Cookbook – Megan Amram

June 21, 2013