April 2013

And what makes “moist” such a terrible word?

Word aversion is marked by strong reactions triggered by the sound, sight, and sometimes even the thought of certain words, according to [University of Pennsylvania linguistics professor Mark] Liberman. “Not to the things that they refer to, but to the word itself,” he adds. “The feelings involved seem to be something like disgust.”  

Participants on various message boards and online forums have noted serious aversions to, for instance, squab, cornucopia, panties, navel, brainchild, crud, slacks, crevice, and fudge, among numerous others. Ointment, one Language Log reader noted in 2007, “has the same mouth-feel as moist, yet it’s somehow worse.” In response to a 2009 post on the subject by Ben Zimmer, one commenter confided: “The word meal makes me wince. Doubly so when paired with hot.” (Nineteen comments later, someone agreed, declaring: “Meal is a repulsive word.”) In many cases, real-life word aversions seem no less bizarre than when the words mattress and tin induce freak-outs on Monty Python’s Flying Circus. (The Monty Python crew knew a thing or two about annoying sounds.)

“Mouth-feel” needs to be added to the list.

Why do people hate words? – Slate.com

April 1, 2013

I don’t like being fooled, except by Magicians, in a Controlled Environment. I pay some Professional Magicians a sum of money, and they go about their business of fooling me in ways that will not infuriate, and that’s fine, that’s entertainment, but on April Fools’ Day, something could come from anywhere at any moment, to “Fool” me, and make me mad, and that’s all, not to entertain, inform, or delight me, see? I don’t like it. I especially do not like any April Fools in my office where I work, and this year April 1 is a Monday, and I know it’s a cliché or whatever, but already I don’t generally or particularly enjoy Monday as a day of the week when work is involved, because usually Monday occurs after my restful “Week End,” and simply by its very nature as the first Business Day of the Week, Monday means I am at work again, and now I have a big fucking pile of Business to deal with and I ain’t got no time for no April Fools, see? I eat lunch at my desk.

April Fools’ Day is Stupid And So Are You if You Believe in it – The Awl

April 1, 2013

Kottke: If you need a little pick-me-up, try this video of two nonagenarians racing each other in the 100-meter dash.

April 1, 2013

Mr. Obama must do what’s best for America. But stopping Keystone XL would be a major step toward stopping large-scale environmental destruction, the distortion of Canada’s economy and the erosion of its democracy.

The Tar Sands Disaster – NYTimes.com

April 1, 2013