Self-parody alert

Grapefruit bad

Ever the contrarians, Slate magazine’s Katy Waldman comes out against grapefruit.

Happy holidays, and brace yourself for the season’s worst tradition! I speak not of the crass commercialization of Christmas, nor of the unconscionable deceit of hyping children up for Santa’s visit. No, I speak of the annual bombardment of grapefruit.

Choire Sicha’s response is perfect:

It’s a perfectly reasonable Monday morning, people are going about their business, and blammo, Slate comes and makes a huge filthy mess of it with their bizarre ramblings about grapefruit. It’s just not right.

Slate – Grapefruit Is Disgusting: Why you shouldn’t give it to your loved ones as a holiday gift. Or to anyone, ever.

See also: #slatepitches

December 10, 2012