August 2012

August 31, 2012

This is a phrase we have now. Ugh.

Andrew Sullivan suggests another euphemism: “I think they should call them ‘enhanced campaigning techniques.'”

via The Dish

August 30, 2012

via Karl

August 30, 2012

From Slate.com:

GRAMMAR POLICE: Obama writes [emphasis added]: “And although their will be occasional disagreements on the details of various legislative proposals, I won’t stray from that principle – and it will be reflected in the platform.” He must be so embarrassed.

That ain’t your jurisdiction, grammar cops.

August 29, 2012

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The most paradigmatic Bluth power play takes the form of commanding and unswerving passes at The Chicken. Each dancer, her own energy. Each mover, his own provocative posture. Each shaker, their own battle cry. And each Bluth, their own attempt to put the chickens in their place.

A Modern Dance Analysis of the ‘Arrested Development’ Chicken Impressions

August 29, 2012

Geoffrey Pullum:

The worst thing about zombie rules, I believe, is not the pomposity of those advocating them, or the time-wasting character of the associated gotcha games, but the way they actually make people’s writing worse. They promote insecurity, and nervous people worrying about their language write worse than relaxed people enjoying their language.

Start splitting those infinitives!

August 29, 2012

Read Quote of Achilleas Vortselas’s answer to Writing: What are some writing tips for creating a character who is smarter than you? on Quora

August 28, 2012

The United Nations denied that it would invade Texas in the event that Obama was elected and a second U.S. civil war broke out, following speculation by a Lubbock County judge that it would. “Not even the United Nations,” said a spokesman for Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, “would ever mess with Texas.”

via Harpers.org

August 28, 2012

The Lively Morgue

August 27, 2012

The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan

August 24, 2012