July 2012
I can’t wait to see whose blood wins it this year.
Dave Pell, on the 2012 Tour de France
Barack Obama would WALTZ into a 2nd term if he grew himself a nice beefy mustache right now.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 5, 2012
With the historic decision on June 28 to uphold the Affordable Care Act, the Supreme Court has effectively given Obama the authority to wipe his fancy loafers all over your constitutional right to be ill.
Cracked.com: What Obamacare Means to the Jerk Who Stole My Girlfriend
