- Tennis
- College
- Real Estate
- Tanlines
- Beach House
- YACHT
If this doesn’t get your road-trip juices flowing …
BBC News – Gunther Holtorfs 23-year road trip
via NextDraft
via Moke
After getting teased by McSweeney’s, Buzzfeed offers this: 10 Peaches That Resemble Pat Sajak
A very sane voice:
I’ve never held a handgun in my life. I did some rifle target shooting with the ROTC in college. That’s it with me and firearms. Does this make me less of an American? I think handguns are dangerous, and the more people who walk around carrying them the more dangerous they are. I also don’t understand why civilians need to possess AR-15 assault rifles, such as the one used by James Holmes in Colorado. They fire 10 shots at a time, and are intended for combat use. In civilian hands, they are by definition weapons of slaughter. Do you need one in your home?
I’m not sure how one can escape the logic of “I think handguns are dangerous, and the more people who walk around carrying them the more dangerous they are.” Nonetheless, Ebert, like yours truly, doesn’t expect anything to change.
You know what? The hell with it. I’m tired of repeating the obvious. I know with a dread certainty that I will change nobody’s mind. I will hear conspiracy theories from those who fear the government, I will hear about the need to raise a militia, and I will hear nothing about how 9,484 corpses in a year has helped anything. That is a high price to pay. What depresses me is that half of my fellow countrymen are prepared to pay it.
Via Kotte.org, John Cowan’s large list of expressions in which languages are explained in terms of other languages:
English is essentially a half dozen other languages locked in a small room. They fight.
Icelandic is essentially Norwegian spoken with an American accent.
English is what you get from Normans trying to pick up Saxon girls.
Spanish is what happened when Moors tried to learn Latin and said “screw it.”
Dutch is English spelt funny and spoken in a Klingon accent.
English is essentially French converted to 7-bit ASCII.
Forget the equestrian events. Think rhythmic gymnastics, wrestling, and badminton.
Pretty cool that the letters “B.J.” stand for the two greatest things in the world, beef jerky & Billy Joel.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 16, 2012