Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) is suing the House cafeteria for allowing an unpitted olive to find its way into his sandwich. I think we should counter sue for this assault on the English language:
Said sandwich wrap was unwholesome and unfit for human consumption in that it was presented to contain pitted olives, yet unknown to plaintiff, contained an unpitted olive or olives which plaintiff did not reasonably expect to be in the food prepared for him, and could not visually detect prior to consumption.